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November 8, 2012

Two minutes to save the world (short story)


My story begins before time was measured, chronicled, and recorded on the pages of history, before man had conscious thought, when the world was an infant and myth of the Norse men ran rampant in middle earth.
The earth was just beginning to form her contours, and deserts and dunes alternated with the sea of Tethys in asserting itself. Civilization was a speck in the distant horizon and of the five elements only four had been recognized for no fire was yet to be named and given the exalted status of an element.  It was at this time (pardon me, figuratively speaking for time had not been realized then) that a black box arose out of the churning bowels of the earth. That fateful box and its contents were to be inexplicably but inevitably woven into the fabric of the lives of my ancestors and myself.

I have been remiss in not mentioning my identity but, I think, I shall reserve that piece of enlightenment a little longer. To get back to the box, its contents were said to be ominous and downright dangerous or so the gods claimed. The Norse, Greek and Roman pantheon of gods and goddesses were involved in heated altercations about the unknown contents of the box. Treys and Thor, Juno and Jupiter, Dis and Posidors were at loss to explain the sudden appearance of this box, which Sybille incidentally took to be an omen, portentous of evil. Not that any omen heralded good news but this was exceptionally evil. Though her prophecies had a terrifying ring to them, the gods had developed an innate habit of ignoring her and most of the goddesses too were staunch supporters of the dictum ‘Ignorance is bliss’. No wonder most of my prayers go unanswered, but to get back to my narrative, none of the gods actually knew the contents of the box, and every time they tried to probe its depths they would draw a blank. They did not let the opposing pantheon of gods get wise about this sorry fact though. Reputations had to be maintained. Their charming halos would not be able to survive a scandal.

Jupiter was essentially flustered.  According to him, he was the supreme ruler and he should be able to ferret out the truth about the box. He decided to go to the creator. That plan came to naught too as the Creator sent him back to his glowing abode with his tail between his legs, umm figuratively speaking, and offered him only a smug smile as an answer. Insecurity started to plague the peaceful haven of heaven and middle earth was restless too. Rumours began to spread like fire about the going-ons deep in the core of the newly born world. Fights broke out amongst the gods, the opposing gods and goddesses hurled petty threats and accusations and the box silently watched the chaos it had created without raising the proverbial finger.
Jupiter and Juno held council with Jesus and they decided that the box had created enough trouble without it being opened and it had best remain like that. Juno started to protest but swallowed her curiosity after receiving a quelling glare from Jupiter. They decided to bury the box deep within the earth suspended between middle earth and the world where no one would be able to dredge it out. The matter being resolved, the gods heaved a sigh of relief. The gods had regarded the box as a mockery, a threat to their abilities as celestial beings. With the box safely shelved away they could return to being complacently omnipotent.

So the box waited passively, awaiting its chance to carry out what it was created for. Years went by, centuries went past, the world grew older, wiser, civilization reared its head (ugly or pretty is a matter of your opinion), people lived and died and loved (not necessarily in that order, of course) and the box lay suspended, a silent spectator to the glories and victories, death and destruction, revolution and rebirth which swept over the world in waves over the ages. It was now that the pages of history would cease to turn and fate too would make a wrong turn. The box was about to enjoy a small private joke…
A girl named Pandora had a certain box in her possession. The story of how she acquired that box was… ahem…history, I’m afraid, but I am sure all of you who have been keep tracking the various legends are aware of the rest of that unfortunate story. Jupiter and Zeus frantically consulted one another trying to figure out how the box had wormed its way out of imprisonment. However it was hastily closed and returned  to its hiding place, this time under the surveillance of Mercury and Neptune. They were ordered never to let the box out of their sight. Thus yet again many years passed and the box decided to revise its contents to make it that little bit more lethal, a formidable weapon worthy of confusing the heavens. A few illustrious cavemen had discovered fire in the meanwhile and its uses were innumerable but so were its drawbacks. But people slowly learned to control it, or so they thought. The box had a penchant for abstract fiery things and an idea began to form in its mind…

Year 3012

Enter yours truly. My name is or rather was Porphyra. I am a marine biologist and have consequently changed my name to suit the times. You can call me Gemini 401. Naming proceeds something like this – you join a profession or some group or a confederation and you acquire the name of that organisation or vocation accompanied by your registration number. I decided to take on the name of my group rather than my profession as I didn’t take the idea of being called Bio-401 all the time. Made me sound like some sixth subject in a school curriculum. Incidentally, Pandora was my ancestor. But after the aforementioned debate I think the family disinherited her- got to protect our shining armour, can’t have chinks in them.
I was in an under-water excavating expedition in a nuclear powered state of the art submarine when it happened. The deep-sea diver lowered the automated drill into the bed of the sea. Immediately the sea began to churn and swirl and storm around us. According to the meteorological reports this was to be taken as an anomaly and code red was to be executed, which translated, meant worry for the inconvenience caused by our faulty reports and would you kindly pull out now. The sea continued to treat us like hostile enemies. But we could not pull out as the deep-sea diver was still down there. We decided to go ahead with our mission. We lowered the bathyscape and came up against something hard and impregnable. Exchanging the instrument for a remote control automated glove, which was a modified version of the crane, we lifted it out of the bed and pulled it into the hull. Venting our ballast we rose up to the surface and the deep-water specimen was taken to your laboratory at the top of the sky town despite the vehement protests made by the sea.

At that time I was ignorant about the incidents that had led up to that fateful expedition so when I saw a box sitting on our observation table, I almost laughed out loud. We have gone to such lengths to investigate a harmless box?! According to our reports, unidentified objects were emanated from that part of the sea and we had been asked to investigate. Unaware of the apocalypse that awaited us we opened the box…
‘…Dust to dust, ashes to ashes…’ were the words I heard when I regained consciousness. Mercury sat looking sadly at me. ‘We tried to stop you but you wouldn’t let up. Runs in the family, I think,’ he said. I realized I was not really surprised to see him. I asked him to explain. ‘The box had created the antithesis of fire. The laboratory exploded and the alter ego of fire is on a spree of destruction and we have exactly…’ I did not let him finish.

‘The lab exploded? But-‘ I stuttered. ‘Yes, my child, you are indeed dead and have joined us but we have some pressing matters to attend to,’ he said. ‘We have exactly two minutes to save the world.’

‘If that is a joke, it’s a bad one.’ I said.

‘It is no joke, think of some way to counter the fire. Water is not an option, this fire seems to absorb water very well. Think fast!’

Okay, I thought, we are in trouble, which is the understatement of the decade. What would stop the invisible fire, I wondered. The clock was ticking – there were only one minute and thirty-six seconds left to the deadline. I could hear the angels singing in mournful tones, which was not helping in the least. The gods were anxious for they did not want to have to start from scratch again. Jupiter looked at me beseechingly and I managed a wan smile. Meanwhile the fire spread like an orange plague licking at the essence of life and swallowing it in a terrifying display of power.

 My mind seemed to have become numb. Time seemed to freeze; only the inexorable end hurtled towards the world and its people. If water could not stop this alter ego of fire then…wait a minute, I thought, what about fire. Fight poison with poison, so fire with fire. I rushed to Mercury who set off on his winged feet at once. Fire who had been hiding was summoned and asked to confront his alter ego. There were only fifty-eight seconds left. Quaking with fear we had to literally push him into the path of his destructive alter ego. The effect was explosive and incredible. Matter and anti-matter – or should I say fire and anti-fire – dashed, blended and was completely annihilated. The world was saved though it was only a charred image of its previous growing self; but it was intact, and we could breathe again, metaphorically speaking. The world was still shaking from the repercussions of the explosion, which was spreading through the universe. Even gods flinched, such was the potency of the explosion. We let Neptune wash away the blackened debris and we left the rest of the reconstruction to the men and the angels. Suddenly we realized that something was missing. After the brilliant flare, darkness had thankfully settled in. we looked at the star-studded plate of the heavens and contemplated a happy life. Somewhere in the space-time continuum the box smirked. It had been victorious. In the expanse of darkness above the world the sky held no promise of light or dawn. Fire being destroyed, the sun was gone. Only glowing embers remained which would soon die out.
Had we really saved the world or simply stalled its end… The box smugly watched as desolation captured the world in its steady grip. But…

The creator said, ‘Let there be light!!!’ And there was light…

MISS FORTUNE (A PLAY)


Miss Fortune
A Short Play
by
Mutnuru Muralidhar

Cast of Characters

Miss Fortune: An aging gypsy fortune-teller

Kelly Alex George: A teenage girl


The Time
Present (however the sets, props and costumes give the appearance of the late 1940's)

The Place
The storefront space of Miss Fortune

At Rise: KELLY ALEX GEORGE enters and walks toward the entrance of Miss Fortune's storefront.
KELLY is a teenage girl of 16. SHE wears a modest skirt and blouse and has a ponytail with a ribbon in her hair.
SHE carries a black fancy leather purse. KELLY enters Miss Fortune's storefront but is apprehensive.
A sign on the entrance reads "Miss Fortune Is In - Destiny Need Not Be A Surprise."

Miss Fortune's storefront space is dark and mysterious, somehow strange or perhaps a bit eerie or unearthly.
There is also a lot of dust. KELLY looks around. Center stage is a clothed table with two chairs.
A large crystal ball is set on the table along with a bell and a note card. KELLY sits down at the table and picks up the note card.

KELLY
       (Reads the note card aloud.)
Please ring bell for service.

KELLY rings the bell. SHE waits a few seconds. Nothing happens. SHE rings the bell again.

MISS FORTUNE
      (Off stage.)
No need to get your undies in an uproar - I'll be right there.


KELLY opens her purse and checks her money.


From off stage, a loud crash is heard, as if someone has fallen.


MISS FORTUNE
       (Off stage.)
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH - Crap !!!!


MISS FORTUNE enters. SHE is wearing the ensemble of an old and worn-out flapper. SHE is completely disheveled.


MISS FORTUNE
Boy - am I glad you're here.


MISS FORTUNE sits down at the table with Kelly.


MISS FORTUNE
You know - it's been one hell of a day already. So - what brings you to my humble abode? Although I don't live here - I'm not really sure why I said that actually -

KELLY
Well - I - I'd like to have my fortune told.

MISS FORTUNE
You've come to the right place. I am a fortune-teller. At least I was a fortune-teller, the last time I checked. It did say fortune-teller on the door when you came in - didn't it?

KELLY
Yes, it did.

MISS FORTUNE
Good.

There is an awkward moment of silence.

MISS FORTUNE
Oh - how rude of me not to introduce myself - Miss Fortune's my name - your destiny is my business. And you are?

KELLY
Kelly Alex George.

MISS FORTUNE
I'm very pleased to make your acquaintance, Miss Kelly.
       (Holds out her hand for Kelly to shake.)

Both women wait for the other to speak.

KELLY
       (Finally.)
Lovely weather we're having for this time of year.

MISS FORTUNE
It certainly is. I remember when I was young girl - about your age - must have been 40 years ago or more - how old are you?

KELLY
I'm 16.

MISS FORTUNE
Oh - the sweet simplicity of youth. Appreciate it while you can - one day - before you know it - it'll be gone. Oh - to be 16 again -

There is another awkward silence.

KELLY
Is there anything special you need for me to do?

MISS FORTUNE
No - I don't think so.

There is a brief pause.

KELLY
Are you going to read my fortune?

MISS FORTUNE
Your fortune? Oh - yes - right. That's why you're here. Shame on me. I completely forgot. Heaven knows I'd lose my nogen if it wasn't fastened on. I seem to have misplaced my Lucky a few days back and I haven't been myself since. Have you seen him?

KELLY
Seen who?

MISS FORTUNE
My Lucky?

KELLY
I don't think so -

MISS FORTUNE
What kind of a fortune-teller can I possibly be without my Lucky?

KELLY
Maybe I should go -

MISS FORTUNE
      (Howls.)
NOOOOOOOOOOO! You mustn't go until our work is done. There is still much we need to do. The path you're on is uncertain - unpredictable - ambiguous and quite vague. Your future is obscure, hazy, indistinct somehow. You are in a state of confusion - a decision must be made today.

KELLY
A decision about what?

MISS FORTUNE
Your destiny - your fate.

KELLY
I don't understand -

MISS FORTUNE
You may have had the thought from time to time that life was about chance - random acts both good and bad. Well you've come here today to learn the truth - everything that happens is fate - predetermined already - actually ordained from the time of birth. But somehow, your destiny has run amuck. You're stalled on the highway of life. You've come to me for a tow.

KELLY
Oh -

MISS FORTUNE
Not to worry. You're in the right place. And at exactly the right time. But I guess it always works that way, doesn't it.

KELLY
What?

MISS FORTUNE
Life.

KELLY
I suppose so.

MISS FORTUNE
Nothing to fear, my dear. It's a very simple process.

KELLY
What are you going to do?

MISS FORTUNE
I want to perform the Ritual of the Domestic Warrior Princess of Kulu, but first, I'll need to summon the Great Voice from Beyond. That is - as long as he's not on vacation.

MISS FORTUNE starts to dance outrageously.

MISS FORTUNE
Get down - get funky. Funky like a monkey. Ooooooohhh, baby, baby - Oooooohhh, baby, baby. That's the way - Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh. I like it - Uh-Huh, Uh-Huh.

KELLY stares in disbelief.

MISS FORTUNE
What is it you young folks say today? I'm getting jiggy with it.

MISS FORTUNE finally stops dancing.

MISS FORTUNE
Now for the Chant of the Unforgotten. Or is that the Unforgiven. Oh- I can't remember.
       (Pointing to Kelly's purse.)
You wouldn't happen to have the eye of a newt in there, would you?

KELLY
No - I don't.

MISS FORTUNE
That's too bad - perhaps we can make due without it.

MISS FORTUNE rises and ceremoniously begins the chant.

MISS FORTUNE
Macaroni, jello, refried beans, ham
Frogs legs, chicken lips, eye of newt, spam.
You have no idea how difficult it is to find something that rhymes with ham.

KELLY
I - um -

MISS FORTUNE
SHHHHHH! Can you hear him?

KELLY
Hear who?

MISS FORTUNE
The Great Voice from Beyond

KELLY
I don't hear anything.

MISS FORTUNE
Listen.

BOTH WOMEN listen intently but there is silence.

KELLY
I don't hear a sound.

MISS FORTUNE
Must have been a false alarm. It happens all the time. Wait - there it is again - Listen -

KELLY
       (After a moment.)
No - I'm sorry. I don't hear a thing.

MISS FORTUNE
Wait -

MISS FORTUNE begins to go into a trance.

MISS FORTUNE
Hummmmmm…..Licorice…..candy corn…..chocolate covered cherries…..ice cream - ooohhh - banana fudge ripple swirl…..oatmeal raisin cookies…..lemon meringue pie…….tuna fish???? Lucky - is that you? Where are you, precious? Won't you come home to mommy? I miss my pretty little kitty cat -

KELLY loudly clears her throat awakening Miss Fortune from her trance.

MISS FORTUNE
I must have dozed off there for a minute. Now - where were we? Ah - yes - your destiny is destroyed - a wreck - in ruin. Let's see what I've got under here -

MISS FORTUNE puts her head under the table in search of a restorative.

MISS FORTUNE
I know. We can make a life-size replica of you in wax - - - no, too messy. How about a voodoo doll - - - no, bad karma. Ah-ha! Here's the perfect thing.

MISS FORTUNE rises from under the table.

MISS FORTUNE
Here I have the ultimate in fortune-telling technology. The finest in destiny damage control. The top-of-the-line tool for universal karmic reversal. I present to you ……The Equalizer.
       (Shows Kelly a boiled egg.)

KELLY
It looks like an egg.

MISS FORTUNE
It is an egg.

KELLY
What's so special about it?

MISS FORTUNE
This egg has unyielding powers of metacarnation, prestidigitation, and telesignia-portation. And what's more - you can eat it.

KELLY
Why does that egg have so much power?

MISS FORTUNE
I boiled it.

KELLY
Oh -

MISS FORTUNE
With this egg in your life - all your problems will be solved. Your destiny will be put back on track. Your fate will once again be certain - definite - secure - clear. Bet you feel a whole lot better already.

KELLY
To be honest, Miss Fortune, I'm a little disappointed.

MISS FORTUNE
Disappointed?! What ever for?

KELLY
Well - I came here hoping to get the answer to a question.

MISS FORTUNE
But I saved your destiny. Rescued your fate. I even gave you an egg.

KELLY
I know - I appreciate all you've done. But I really want to know if Robin McDonald is going to ask me to the school dance this Friday night.

MISS FORTUNE
Love. It's unpredictable, impulsive, spontaneous, impetuous - or maybe that's youth that's impetuous - but no matter. Questions of love I cannot answer.

KELLY
Oh.

MISS FORTUNE
Only time will tell.

KELLY rises.

MISS FORTUNE
That'll be Rs.1000 for today.

KELLY looks at Miss Fortune.

MISS FORTUNE
And don't forget your egg, my dear.

THE END

 

November 1, 2012

Best Friend (Lyrics)


Come on, come on, best friend

We all need a best friend, a best friend

I remember when we was young
Playing pool after school, keeping it cool
People say we were the troublesome two
I know the girls like me and you
I can never forget the times you've covered my back
You helped me out and cut me slack
There was nothing you'd never do
It's all about me and you

You're my brother, you're my sister
We'll stick together
No matter what, no matter what

Best friend, never gonna let you down
Best friend, always gonna be around
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you
We all need a best friend, to understand
A best friend, to take your hand
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you

You remember the days when we would
Kick back, lay back
We'd be chillin' with the ladies
Those times were the greatest
So don't worry about a thing my friend
Cos you can count on me, thick and thin
Cos I'll be there right till the end, till the end

You're my brother, you're my sister
We'll stick together
No matter what, no matter what

Best friend, never gonna let you down
Best friend, always gonna be around
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you
We all need a best friend, to understand
A best friend, to take your hand
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you

Come on, come on, best friend
Come on, come on, best friend
Come on, come on, best friend
Come on, come on, best friend

You're my brother, you're my sister
We'll stick together
No matter what, no matter what
You're my brother, you're my sister
We'll stick together
No matter what, no matter what

Best friend, never gonna let you down
Best friend, always gonna be around
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you
We all need a best friend, to understand
A best friend, to take your hand
You know, whatever life puts you through
I'll be there for you